Hallo,
gerade auffer Mailing-List aufgepickt !
I'm proud to announce a new plugin for the vdr, for all people who are bored and have everything installed...
Virus-Plugin 0.0.1 (runs with 1.2.6 and/or up to 1.3.12)
What it does ? The plugin will create a new error message and bugs in a certain or all plugins. Refer to the README, how to tune it it the setup of the plugin.
So what we have done so far ?
- more bugs added
- crashes immediately or after a certain time, or even randomly
- impossible get to work
- restarts watchdog when you don't expect it
- shutdown the system during your most important recordings
- reports unknown errors at every boot-up
- deletes urgent files randomly (if you want to)
- formats your harddisk completely (if you have to much time)
- automatically detects programs for bugfixing (i.e. editors, fsck and others)
- will irritate your dvb-cards with impossible channel-settings
- plays your recordings backwards or starts everywhere, but neither at the beginning nor at the last stop point
- detects every hardware to deactivate them from time to time (i.e. dvd-burners, floppy disk, graphics-, soundcards)
- turns the screen off when you stop vdr to find all the bugs
- provokes divorce if you're married so far
- let's your girl- or boyfriend run away
- causes madness
- will makes you totally crazy after a 2000 hours manual VDR-Installation
Let's see what we can do for you in the next version.
Greets Olaf
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P.S.: Wenn's schon keine neuen Plugins oder VDR-Versionen gibt, dann sollte man auch mal wenigstens nen bisserl über Phantom-Plugins lachen können